I do not argue that this method is also quite effective, but better still, use mine. 9) In the process of driving should not be practice the principle of "Where I go – there and the main road." There are, after all, the rules, which for years came up with all sorts of venerable road builders and SUVs. There are also signs that are used for traffic management. Let these signs do not always harmonize with the color of your hat. Forgive them that.

Stay above petty conventions and remember that one sign read "40 km / h" feeding at least one linear traffic cop, his entire family, five of their superiors, family chiefs and family chiefs of mistresses. 10) We should never forget that the car should at least occasionally to refuel. Do not think that he starved, will behave the same way as your husband: sit in the kitchen and starts to beat with a spoon on a plate, periodically bad voice. Car – being gentle (unlike my husband). First, he repeatedly blink a light bulb, then the flame will burn continuously been, and after a while the machine off by the road will fade, like those roses that my husband gave you last year for my birthday of Rosa Luxemburg. And you already have gone nowhere. And your manicurist , boredom all the toenails. 11) If you see that the state inspector you waved his wand striped, keep in mind that it had not such a way of expressing delight at the sight of an elegant woman in a beautiful car.